Alexandra Petri

The Washington Post

There is no Tucker Carlson on tonight

By: Alexandra Petri

The Devil’s advocate is off the air; his client must seek new representation.

The Washington Post

Why your school board will object to your high school musical

By: Alexandra Petri

Just when you thought you had your finger on all the things subjected to unwelcome censorship, another pops up. This time, it’s high school theater.

The Washington Post

How the coronation ceremony goes, I think

By: Alexandra Petri

The coronation ceremony is confusing, but here's what I've pieced together.

CBS Moneywatch

Alexandra Petri on a Supreme code of ethics

By: Alexandra Petri

Imagine if justices of the Highest Court in the Land had to live under a code of ethics just like us mere mortals – such as reporting when they've accepted gifts from wealthy collectors of Nazi memorabilia! Imagine that!

The Washington Post

How to correctly host a town hall with Trump

By: Alexandra Petri

Step one: Make sure no one can hear him.

The Washington Post

George Santos resign? That’s the last thing he should do!

By: Alexandra Petri

That George Santos has been indicted means nothing.

The Washington Post

Want a reliable senior community? Retire to the U.S. Senate!

By: Alexandra Petri

The world’s greatest deliberative body might seem a counterintuitive place to retire, but consider all the things that make it an appealing place to grow old.

The Washington Post

We can avoid default with these last-minute belt-tightening measures!

By: Alexandra Petri

Sell more of Kevin McCarthy’s lip balm! Try secondhand fighter jets? The presidential motorcade can double as an UberPool for people going the same direction.

The Washington Post

That was the funniest and best thing DeSantis and Musk have ever done

By: Alexandra Petri

Imagine that you are transported to the most awkward telemeeting of your life. And now imagine you are Ron DeSantis.

Key West Citizen

Want a reliable senior community? Retire to the U.S. Senate!

By: Alexandra Petri

Worried about finding a reliable senior community for your loved ones — or even yourself? A place where you can focus on things you love, discover new hobbies, make friends