Camilla Long

‘To be swept into the new Simpson’s is still like being pressed deep into Nanny’s bosom, except Nanny is now covered in sumptuous, sexy red velvet’

Perhaps Keir Starmer looks so naive because other people have been running the country behind his back — one lord in particular

‘Apparently you must put your plates in the middle and this is called “sharing”, says one waiter’

I was an ‘Andy’ at Vogue — it could not have been more different

‘It’s lavish, inventive. There are curries (curries!)’

Read this review of a holiday in the Rock Villa at Bequia Beach hotel including descriptions of the island. What to see, what to do and where to eat

Cocooned in Westminster, an arrogant elite would rather lecture a furious public on their ‘manners’ than admit their open-border utopia has failed

‘They know how to do the most difficult thing in restaurants: underplay it’

Am I being old-fashioned if I say I expect all rapists to go to jail?

‘This is a film set of a restaurant. Every curtain, chair and wood panel smooches for the camera’