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Let's do a slow clap for the first five-star episode of the season! And, as an extra treat, we got a cute appearance from Gizelle Bryant.

Happy Pride, Porsha! Although we've known for some time that Ms. Williams is a member of the community, in the retrospective present of tonight's episode, Porsha officially comes out of the closet with a public statement about her dating life at Culture Con. Knowing her history on the show, the statement is less of a revelation and more of a confirmation — if you ask me, I consider her Bolo night hot mic utterance of “One of you bitches is eating me tonight!” as sufficient clarification of her sexuality. But Porsha evolving from keeping her queerness behind closed doors (and in nightclubs, according to Kandi) to publicly dating a woman is appropriate for the 20th anniversary of the franchise.

Knicks in five? More like Fangies in three! Just kidding, but seeing Angela's team sweep Shamea's at the Bailey Bowl basketball tournament was almost

We've made it to Scotland! And if we're being real, we all know the only reason we're here is so Porsha can show off the outfits she missed out on

Porsha and Shamea have been two sharks circling each other for weeks, and finally, in the confines of a Scottish restaurant, they have no choice but to confront things face-to-face.

Porsha activates super villain mode and recruits new allies for her long-simmering ambush of Shamea.

Porsha's story line shows that her issues with Shamea are merely a footnote, but for poor Shamea it's the whole book.

Janet and Danny hitting a stalemate for the millionth time in the finale sets up the reunion and the future of the series for failure.

Yikes, this finale fell as flat and dully as Janet's solo cup hit Danny's head. I will admit, though, I did love how the hollow sound of it ricocheting

Wait, why am I emotional over K. Michelle's speech during her album listening party? I don't know if it's the nostalgia and anticipation of the Real