Lindon Dodd

“Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.”- Paul Harvey

“The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports except for sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights.” –

“A man is nothing but a man, But before I let your steam drill beat me down, I’ll die with a hammer in my hand, Lord, Lord, I’ll die with

“When people accept breaking the law as normal, something happens to the whole society”

“If you’re a good numbers person, you’re a bad language person.”

“If you are not a brand, you are a commodity!”

“Data are becoming the new raw material of business.”

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.”

“Jim said bees won’t sting idiots, but I didn’t believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn’t sting me.”- Mark Twain,

“The problem with quotes found on the Internet is that they often are not true.”- Abraham Lincoln meme.