Maureen Scurfield

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My former love — a woman like me — has come back to Winnipeg from British Columbia with her new partner.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My husband has always said “marriage becomes a business deal” after the romance wears off and the children demand their mother's full attention.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My husband is a born comic. The thing is, his sense of humour comes alive when it's not supposed to.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My wife's Vancouver relatives just left, heading off for a holiday on the East Coast. Read this article for free:

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I didn't know my wife was in the house when I was talking to my brother on the phone about her new bathing suit “which makes her look like a tank.”

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I want my wife back! I ran into her at a wedding recently, and she was as brilliant and charming as ever.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My new boyfriend wanted a key to my place and I told him, “Not yet — we just met. It's too soon.” Read this article for free:

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: With my encouragement, my chubby wife lost 45 pounds over the winter and spring. She also joined an all-female running group.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I come from a hot country where we showered a lot — we don't like being sweaty. We'll sometimes hit the shower three times on a hot day.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: I can't stand any more of this sweaty weather and neither can my boyfriend.