Michael Thomason

A woman who appeared to have passed out at a Sweetwater gas station June 7, claimed the pants she was wearing weren't hers.

Lying on the ground might have made it harder to find a man accused of slapping around his wife, but not much harder.

Throughout my adult life, which honestly probably started around age 30, I have gone on a lot of vacations.

A man who said he'd recently undergone mental health treatment was arrested after he called 911 to report his phone missing.

A man suspected of assaulting a woman avoided a charge on that, but when he refused to pull his motorcycle over, a bunch of other charges came his way June 11.

A man made a lot of strange demands of a Monroe County Deputy June 17, most of which were not granted.

She promised the cop the next time he arrested her, it would be even worse.

A man who walked through an order of protection and into his ex-girlfriend's house June 18 had to be tear gassed out.

For as long as I can remember, a tenet about American life, and probably worldwide, is that kids will always have better lives, financially, than their parents.

Nearly a year after he allegedly did it, a Monroe County man has been charged with aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor.