Morgan Sloss

"Nobody warned me that American portion sizes are actually a threat to your health. I ordered a medium coffee and received what my country would classify as a bucket."

Yikes, yikes, yikes. By now, you've surely heard about the reflecting pool drama

“We've all paid the same for the holiday. We're all entitled to sit by the pool.”

Morgan Sloss This morning, I was scrolling through social media and drinking my coffee when I came across this video of a British tourist moving towels off pool chairs at a hotel.

, "This would break so many laws where I live, you could probably retire right after the lawsuit."

“At that point, it's not a rating; it's a group chat where most people have muted notifications.”

This is Fox News host Jesse Watters. If you haven't heard of him, I envy you. And this is James Talarico. He's a Democrat running for Senate in Texas (where I live). 🤞🤞🤞

I'm crying — this is so funny. You might remember that Donald Trump has previously spoken very highly of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani . I, for one, will never forget how the president smiled at him.

Honestly, WTF.

Kate and Rooney Mara come from a multibillion-dollar football family. Their mother's side founded the Pittsburgh Steelers, while their father's side founded the New York Giants.