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The Minnesota Twins' endless bargain-bin shopping has resulted in precious few finds, but it feels safe to say that acquiring Kody Clemens for cash in April 2025 was an unqualified success. Clemens has played close to every position on the field, hit for unexpected power, and is a clubhouse favor...

Can the Twins stop a 25-year run of poor play versus the Bronx Bombers? We asked the fans.

'You know, if you take out that losing streak where they were outscored 34-9, things don't look that bad,' he said to an empty room.

Your explanation that the Dodgers wouldn’t trade Shohei Ohtani for Byron Buxton was met with skepticism.

For decades, there's been a vocal faction of Twins fans furious with the Pohlad family for not spending money on the team they own. It's waxed and waned over the years, with the payroll slashing of the last two seasons causing a spike in disgust. Now, with new Pohlad-in-charge Tom adding salary a...

'Field of Dreams is a generational touchstone for so many baseball fans, and the same can be said for the story of Bella and her immortal vampire lover Edward in Twilight.'

'The writers and bloggers have been torching us about the bullpen for a whole year, and we finally fixed the stupid thing,. Instead of a thank you, what do we get from them? Do we get a thanks? Nope.'

With speculation about prized Twins prospect Walker Jenkins at a fever pitch, many are wondering what, exactly, was the hold up in his promotion to the big leagues. We're finally getting some answers. "Walker loves the bright lights of St. Paul and simply doesn't want to leave," said Scott Boras,...

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'Just looking at the hard numbers, the team should be on a 21-game winning streak.'