Sean L. Mccarthy

“You really think we’re gonna survive to the midterms?”

We talkin’ TV?

“It’s taken all the time that i’ve been given, up until now, to realize what a gift everything is.”

“We celebrate you tonight but truthfully we’ve been celebrating you for a long time, man.” — Kenan Thompson

“I’m the most beautiful woman in comedy besides Matt Rife. Except my lips are real.”

“I’m guessing that if you’re here, you’re probably fans of the show Kill Tony.”

“I’ve been eking it out like this. A little word of mouth here and there.”

“The way I look at like is, if somebody does one good thing for me, I keep that. Anything else they did, I can, I can let that go.”

“I’m not a threat to you at all. I’m very effeminate. I’m not a threat, OK? I’ll make her laugh, and then you finish the job.”

“It’s really hard to leave SNL but it does feel like the right time.”