Stephen Robinson

Flyboys now fluboys. And flugirls. Err, fluwomen ... wait, we'll come back in again.

'That night the police ran from us.'

'Smile, you son of a BITCH!'

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'We are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons.'

'There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.'

'Hold on to your butts.'

For many business owners, hiring your first freelancer feels like a big milestone. You might think your business isn’t quite “big enough” yet. Or perhaps you tell yourself you’ll outsource once you’ve got a bit more time, a few more customers or a little more revenue.

Tonight we watch in honor of our friend Fukui.

'Look I probably should have told you this before but you see, well, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.'