Ajani Bazile

An arcade in an airport is actually brilliant.

"I need to date a foreign woman. American women's standards are just very high and unrealistic."

"I hated the expectation from other parents that our families should be hanging around together just because our kids were a similar age and in the same class."

"My cousin had SIX Barbie dolls that she never let me play with as a kid because I was a boy. She lost all of them, though, because luckily for me, I wasn't just a boy. I was also a thief."

"Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy Derek charge his wife for martinis."

"It was your choice to go to university, so you should've known you'd be poor!"

"He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower and so he didn’t need to drink water."

“When I found out William Shatner supported Autism Speaks — a controversial charity that paints Autism as a scary disease that ‘needs a cure’ — I lost a LOT of respect for him.”

"I make my children talk to me. Secrets don't exist in my household."

"I stopped admiring Kelly Clarkson after learning that she spanks her kids." Note: Some submissions are from this Reddit thread.