Alec Karam

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is often dubbed “community theater Housewives” due to its off-the-wall exuberance and general insanity. In that sense, I’d argue The Real Housewives of New York City is what happens when the slackers in the class are paired for a group project. They don’t have chemistry, no one has a passion for the subject, and they’re barreling toward the due date with nothing to show for their work. And yet, they have to turn something in. The season is mere episodes from

Kyle Richards has always classified herself as an arbiter of truth. She loves to clomp around, demanding people be “open and honest” in the name of Andy Cohen up above, without quite considering if she herself passes that test.

The Real Housewives of New York City is in freefall. Erin's “really over vacations with these girls,” and I concur. This Puerto Rico trip didn't need four episodes, nor did it save this bizarre season. And somehow, next week's season finale takes place on the cast trip, still, making this the first-ever Housewives season with a five-episode cast trip. Everyone wants their The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Bermuda moment , I guess.

Sadly, Ubah’s “Real Housewives of New York City” meltdown isn’t exactly the Scary Island moment the show needs after a shaky season.

If this jaw-dropping season of “RHOSLC” can’t convince the Television Academy to finally award the Housewives, then nothing ever will. No one does a finale like these snowflakes.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are on a healing journey, working hard as they can to unlearn years of team mentalities, passive provocation, and a general apathy to good TV.

Have the tides finally turned on Kyle Richards? The longest running Real Housewife of Beverly Hills has spent this season in the hot seat—and her spa day meltdown shows she might not be up for it.

Brynn is not who she says she is. She's not our friend. She's someone that has schemed and worked to infiltrate our friend group. And the name that you all know her as, the woman who's birthday we celebrated, who we have been trying to champion, and support and defend is… Reality Von Tease.

The “Real Housewives of New York City” finale is absolutely damning for Brynn, in a surprise shock that gives the show a gasp of life just as it comes to a dead end.

· 7-min read The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City constantly walk a tightrope, whether they're attending forgotten friend-of Meili's