Wake up, idiots: The world is a cruel, terrifying place. There isn’t a supposedly wholesome thing you could name that doesn’t come part and parcel with a dark side. Baseball? Rife with scandal. Kites? They kill people. Mr. Rogers? Okay, as far as we can determine, Mr. Rogers never even had a rude thought in his entire life. He is dead, though. So that’s pretty grim.
Amanda Mannen is a writer for Cracked, specializing in humorous and offbeat articles about movies, celebrities, and pop culture. With a knack for finding the absurd and entertaining aspects of popular culture, Amanda's articles provide a unique and entertaining perspective on the world of entertainment.