Andrew Klavan

The following essay originally appeared on Andrew Klavan’s Substack, ‘The New Jerusalem.’ Oklahoma’s top education official has ordered the state’s public schools to teach the Bible. State School Superintendent Ryan Walters says, “The Bible is an indispensable historical and cultural touchstone. Without basic knowledge of it, Oklahoma students are unable to properly contextualize the foundation ...

Well, the RNC is over! And I think we’ve seen just about enough of what the Republican party has been reduced to under the so-called leadership of Donald Trump. It’s time for America to choose. Do we want a courageous leader like Joe Biden, who when he falls down, gets back up — whether he ...

The Daily Wire has obtained the original script to Joe Biden’s speech declaring he will not run for re-election. The script is handwritten in a fetching blend of Crayola colors including Permanent Geranium, Macaroni and Cheese, and Dandelion, and it reads as follows, “My fellow Geraniums. No, wait, that’s the color of the crayon. What ...

Flaming spokes-queer for the Olympics Thomas Jolly has issued an apology for an opening ceremony display in which drag queens ridiculed Leonardo Da Vinci’s famous depiction of Jesus Christ’s Last Supper. Jolly, who is gay, which also means jolly, who is totally gay, said in his apology, “I want to sincerely apologize to any far-right ...

Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris has selected Mostly Peaceful Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate. Mostly Peaceful Walz won the spot after Kamala rejected Pennsylvania Governor Joshua Shapiro. The rejection of Shapiro was not due to anti-Semitism according to DNC Spokesman Mohammed Akhbar Jihad Mohammed Jihad Akhbar. Akhbar said Kamala was just worried Shapiro ...

The head of London England's Metropolitan Police Force is threatening to extradite Americans and arrest them for saying things he doesn't like.

Well, the reviews for the DNC are in — and across the political spectrum, on media outlets as far-Left as ABC News to those as far-Left as NBC News, people pretending to be journalists all agree that this Democrat Convention was a joy-filled, folksy, All-American, joy-filled, totally normal, full of joy, freedom-loving gathering of utterly ...

Caption Israeli supporters rallied against the terrorist attack in Israel in New York City on October 8, 2023. (Lev Radin via Getty Images)

Adapted from “ The Andrew Klavan Show ” on DailyWire+ You know, I was so impressed with the Democratic National Convention, I've decided to change the format of my show to make it more like the DNC.

Election season is now in full swing and voters are listening carefully to the ideas and policies of their candidates and taking the full measure of their vision and intentions for the future of this country, if they're Republican voters. If they're Democrat voters, of course, they have no idea what their candidates believe and they've simply been hypnotized into stupidity by media flunkies with all the integrity of jack-in-the-box jesters who bob up and down on their springs with grinning faces chattering mesmeric platitudes until they've turned the Democrat party into a shambling mob of idiots shuffling toward November with slack mouths and empty eyes as if they were zombies, if zombies were lemmings, if lemmings actually walked blindly off cliffs like zombies who were lemmings acting like zombies or like Democrats.