Audra Heinrichs

If you're unfamiliar with the Jezebel lore, I hate this holiday and have previously tried to figure out why. But this year, I'm going to do as Sheryl Sandberg said and lean in, baby.

The trading of silly trinkets has been around since the early 20th century, but as humanity devolves further into debt and stupidity, it's evolved from sachets to scratch-offs and toilet paper.

“It’s just never comfortable to watch your spouse in the arms of someone,"Bure told Fox News of her husband's reaction to kissing her co-stars.

"He's very sensible, very sexual, very strong, but also incredibly vulnerable. He communicates Cancer, don't you think?" the acclaimed filmmaker said at a recent Q&A.

There are actually a lot of Christmas songs I like, if you can even believe. But there's way more that I find cloying and cutesy. "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer?" Run me over instead.

Frankel, who recently launched an amateur investigation, is a millionaire entrepreneur and former 'Real Housewife,'meaning she's rich, basically unemployed, and has the time to get us answers.

Frankly, giving the lead the choice of an intimacy coordinator as opposed to immediately employing one on a film in which she is often nude and/or simulating sex seems like a labor law violation.

"He held out his hand and he’s like ‘OK, now pee,'" Baker's ex-girlfriend claimed.

"I think of all the unrecognized victims of stories which often unfold in the shadows," Gisèle Pelicot told reporters after the verdicts were read. "I want you to know we share the same fight."

Hallmark is, at its best, so bad it's good. But when it's so bad it's bad? Chances are, they've done wrong by a celebrity who signed on the dotted line.