Brian Moylan

On the Real Housewives of New Jersey , the subtext is now text. All of the subliminal symbolism is now laid as bare as Teresa's abdomen in a Sizzle Tan commercial.

This is the way the show ends, not with a bang but with a whimper. That whimper was Jackie Goldschneider as she tottered to her car, waiting to turn

This was something of a strange episode for our orange claspers, as they all had meetings in pairs (and one trio) to discuss Gina's disastrous dinner last episode . Then, they go on two separate vacations.

I like to joke that Shannon Storms Beador has never had a good season. If her husband wasn't cheating on her, then she was getting heavier, getting

Our dark lord Andy Cohen has been saying for months that the way the past season of Real Meatballs of Chicken Parm Farms was filmed was “ unsustainable ” and

When Jenn invites new girl Katie over for a session of yoga, Katie says that she and her husband Matt have sex twice a day.

While most of this episode was about Shannon Storms Beador quaking in fear about what could possibly be on John Janssen's Ring camera, I would like to first discuss Heather Paige Kent Dubrow.

Why does Alexis need as much support as Shannon? She’s not the victim here. Nothing has happened to her!

There are many things to love about Emily Simpson: she is right in almost every argument, never turns down a biscuit, and slays the hell out of a one piece.

We kick off the season with a truly baffling first vote.