Bless their hearts — young people today. They just don’t know any better. Truth be told, as a little old man living in the tragic 2020s, who lost his virginity as a strapping young man during the lava-lit 1970s (on authentic shag carpet, in a bedroom with Ted Nugent wallpaper), I’m more than qualified to state that I’d rather be impaled by a PS5 controller than be a young person in today’s hyper-sensitive, pseudo-complicated iWorld. Why do you think they call it, “
Christopher Long is a Research & Story Editor for the John Peter Zenger News Foundation, specializing in local news coverage in Wilson. With a background in sports journalism and business reporting, Christopher brings a unique perspective to his articles, covering topics such as local politics, community events, and economic development in Wilson. His work has also been featured in Total Pro Sports, European Pharmaceutical Manufacturer, and Ink 19 Magazine.