Dan Safarik

A man about town was sitting in the barber's chair having a shave and a manicure. “You're cute,” he said to the pretty young manicurist. “How about a date tonight?” The manicurist smiled and said, “I'm sorry, but you see I'm married.” “Big deal,” said the man about town. “Phone the bum and tell him you'll be late tonight.” “You tell him,” said the manicurist sweetly. “He's shaving you.”

If you’re getting a shave from a guy with a razor blade on your neck, says the Rev. Dan Safarik, you should probably make sure the woman you are hitting

A woman angrily jumped out of her car after a collision with another car. “Why don't people ever watch where they're driving?” she shouted wildly. “You're the fourth car I've hit today!”

A woman angrily jumped out of her car after a collision with another car. “Why don't people ever watch where they're driving?” she shouted wildly. “You're the fourth car I've hit today!” What? The Rev. Dan Safarik offers insight as to why most people don't keep doing the same bad behavior over and over.

The board of deacons was being briefed on techniques to make church calls. One newly elected member was obviously timid about her responsibilities. The pastor hoped to encourage her by stressing the power of prayer. “You'll find it helpful, before you make the call, to spend a few moments talking to God about it,” he said.

"The joy of the Lord is based on love!" says the Rev. Dan Safarik. "What more joyous thing could there be?"

God is always there to help us make the best out of the worst in life, says the Rev. Dan Safarik. God is the constant force in our lives.

“There’s nothing worse than finding a flat tire in a parking garage,” says the Rev. Dan Safarik. “It only took me a few minutes to fix a much bigger problem

Much like a custom-made suit, says the Rev. Dan Safarik, when Jesus encountered many different kinds of people and situations. he didn’t respond to any one of them in the

One of the biggest questions has always been, “Does God care?"