Dustin Christmann

Saturday night is the latest edition of the Little Brother Derby. I really don't know how these games go down. I mean, I do know that both these clown teams' fans hate FCD. Both of them think that “FC Frisco” is still a fresh insult after so many years. But do they get amped up for each other? I don't know.

Normally, I'd say a bunch of mean stuff about the opposing team, the opposing coach, the opposing city, and the opposing fans, but this week is the exception.

I'm Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann and I am an FC Dallas fanatic from Day One of the Dallas Burn. I'm also a hater.

So while the Revs will be breaking the pregame huddle with “1-2-3-CANCUN,” Inter Miami will be gunning for a league record. And that's why this is the Sickos Game of the Week.

Now, some would say that "qualified" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, but I would point out that Inter Miami qualified through the well-known means of "ha

Pablo, my guy. No one wants to go to penalties. Everyone wants to win 3-0.

If I told you six months ago that there'd be a European player in this series who has scored five goals for his team thus far in the playoffs, just about everyo

The final game of the conference semifinals weekend takes place at Dignity Health Sports Park, home of the LA Galaxy.

I'm Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann and I am an FC Dallas fanatic from Day One of the Dallas Burn. I'm also a hater.

So here we are at the end of another MLS season and once again, FC Dallas is not playing for an MLS Cup. This should be a surprise to no one, and if it's a surprise to you, congratulations on surviving your first season as an FCD fan. It's usually a bit better than this.