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The People's Columns In his ongoing rampage to remake the country in his own image (i.e. ugly, tacky, nobody likes it, etc.) Trump has been

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Hello, trash panda baby angels, and welcome to another Trash Report. I am Elinor Jones, back from Spring Break vacation and ready to make “person who has been to Japan” into my entire personality. But as much as I enjoyed being away, I have also enjoyed diving back into everything that I missed and immediately […]

Hello, and welcome to another Trash Report ! I'm Elinor Jones and it's so nice to see all of you with what limited vision I have remaining after

The Trashional Anthem This first part doesn't have anything to do with music, but I have to talk about it: Trump had yet another attempt on

National Trash This headline: “ Kash Patel did ‘VIP Snorkel' at Pearl Harbor .” At first read I understood this to mean that FBI Director

Hello, and welcome to another Trash Report ! I'm your girl, Elinor Jones . You'll notice that this edition is exceptionally queer, and that is because it will appear in our upcoming printed Queer Issue.

National Trash The president just keeps getting worse, and he also just keeps getting older: Trump turned 80 over the weekend, and celebrated with a tacky-ass cage fight on the White House lawn.

It's Our Party You may have heard that it's America's 250th birthday this weekend, and there are extravagant celebrations in Washington, DC.

[Hello Trash Pandas! It’s me, Elinor Jones, writing to you from a brief sabbatical. I’m sorry, but I have to rest my one puny brain cell from time to time or this whole damn system falls apart. I’ll be back soon to gossip all about living legends, dying senators, and everything in between. Until then, […]