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Hello, and welcome to another Trash Report ! I'm Elinor Jones and it's so nice to see all of you with what limited vision I have remaining after

The Trashional Anthem This first part doesn't have anything to do with music, but I have to talk about it: Trump had yet another attempt on

National Trash This headline: “ Kash Patel did ‘VIP Snorkel' at Pearl Harbor .” At first read I understood this to mean that FBI Director

Hello, and welcome to another Trash Report ! I'm your girl, Elinor Jones . You'll notice that this edition is exceptionally queer, and that is because it will appear in our upcoming printed Queer Issue.

National Trash The president just keeps getting worse, and he also just keeps getting older: Trump turned 80 over the weekend, and celebrated with a tacky-ass cage fight on the White House lawn.

It's Our Party You may have heard that it's America's 250th birthday this weekend, and there are extravagant celebrations in Washington, DC.

[Hello Trash Pandas! It’s me, Elinor Jones, writing to you from a brief sabbatical. I’m sorry, but I have to rest my one puny brain cell from time to time or this whole damn system falls apart. I’ll be back soon to gossip all about living legends, dying senators, and everything in between. Until then, […]

White House American Summer Sunlight is the greatest disinfectant, but it can also make some things that are gross infinitely grosser.

Queer Eye star Jonathan Van Ness is one busy icon. If you haven't watched them transform locks on TV, you may have read one of their three best-selling

Hi, Trash Pandas ! Welcome back to the Trash Report . I am Elinor Jones , recovering from a gorgeous end-of-the-summer visit to Enchanted Forest.