Hannah Marder

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg...it's what you're made of...not the circumstances" is a terrible "inspirational quote" for an office. A workplace should not be comparable to boiling water!

"For teacher appreciation week, the school gave us a 'gift card' to Chick-fil-A to be redeemed for a free breakfast sandwich. Also, it could only be used at one specific Chik-fil-A near work and had an expiration date. A coupon. That's called a coupon."

"I'm sorry, but an upgrade to a deluxe suit is not possible, and neither is CHANGING THE WEATHER AT WILL."

"Went to the ER a few weeks ago for back pain. Gave the receptionist my info & sat in the waiting room. Suddenly felt fine and decided to leave. Saw no one. Today, got a bill for $1300+ for 'Emergency services' and 'blood tests.'"

"Lost my husband to suicide and the hospital sent a $25,000 [bill] for assembling the trauma team etc. My husband had arrived in a body bag and it took them an hour to formally pronounce him. I know this because I was there at his death."

Meanwhile, I don't even have a tree. This person better have won their office contest.

"It's weird, clashes, and doesn't look good overall. We did this a million years ago in the 90s. I thought we learned our lesson, but what's old is new again, I guess."

"They knocked on my door in the middle of the bathroom, and I instinctively stood, wiped, and realized that a piece of poop had fallen into my dress. I put the dress on without knowing it was in there and smeared poop all over my back."

Dave Chappelle, please stop talking about trans people. A while back, Reddit user tt1101ykityar