Jordan Grigsby

No, your eyes aren't deceiving you — yes, the $8 Elizavecca treatment basically revived that reviewer's hair.

"Like seriously, IDK how they bottled witchcraft, but I'm going to continue to use this. An absolute magical miracle potion."

The One/Size setting spray and this $10 under-eye hydrating stick are so good you'd think the gods handed them to you.

It's giving Jimmy Neutron levels of genius. A set of two ice pop holders that deserve a standing ovation RIGHT NOW.

See how these products are a whole lot cheaper than the name brand versions — very mindful, very demure, very *keeping money in my pocket and still giving luxury vibes*.

Red hair dye that works on dark hair without needing to bleach it, a blue pigment to mix with your foundation so it doesn't look orange, and a brow pen with four fork tips to mimic actual hair — oh my cart is full FOR SURE.

What a week, nothing a Zero (from Nightmare Before Christmas ) Squishmallow and caramel apple butter can't fix.

Major FOMO right now. I need that blue foundation mixing pigment, all those review pics of their orange foundation *finally* matching their skin after adding it in have my jaw on the floor.

The One/Size setting spray had Beyoncé's makeup looking ~flawless~ in the pouring rain at a concert — this stuff is the setting spray MVP for sure.

Mother Nature is about to start throwing out temperatures at us like Powerball numbers — 60, 79, 55, 85, 71, 68 — so grab a few pieces to get through these confusing times.