Jordan Grigsby

Major FOMO right now. I need that blue foundation mixing pigment, all those review pics of their orange foundation *finally* matching their skin after adding it in have my jaw on the floor.

Deck the ~fall~ in cardigans, leather jackets, and tights, fa lalalala lalalala, 'tis the season to layer up your 'fits, right, fa lalalala lalalala.

Someone call up Winifred Sanderson cuz I'm pretty sure this firming eye cream and a dead man's toe are the ingredients to the spell that'll keep her young forever.

The devil on your shoulder is gonna be chanting "add to cart" throughout this entire list.

Personally, if I knew that this viral $10 setting spray was waiting at the end of the witches' road for me, I'd gladly be skippin' all the way down with Agatha.

Don't be caught without a hair catcher, trust me, it'll save you.

Come onnnn, a magnet shaped like Danny DeVito as a Cheeto and a vertical waffle iron so batter doesn't ooze out the sides — coolest things I've seen this week period.

"They are identical to the Chanel shoes, but obviously at a fraction of the cost." —One reviewer

I've got somethin' for the bougie baddies, the frugal baddies, and every baddie in between.

"My turn." —You when your kid pulls out laser tag A Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza card game that's an absolute BALL to play.