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"Apparently, something knocked us off the air. Probably a left-wing radical liberal conspiracy," the Fox News host joked.

The female day care worker "reacted immediately and overpowered the attacker with the help of another man."

"We learned that with Noah," the man said. "Everyone who stayed on land drowned. Noah and the animals lived."

"I spar with younger guys, better fighters than he is — I'm just ready for the fight," the legendary "Iron Mike" Tyson said.

Fischer said seeing others post their mammogram appointments on social media prompted her to make her own appointment.

"We got a baby," the proud performer quipped as he arrived at the center-stage microphone. His audience responded with deafening cheers.

"The University of Oregon finds the statements made in the video abhorrent and not in alignment with our values or mission," a spokesman said.

"[Musk's] inclusion in such a high-profile family photo suggests his influence may be felt in unexpected ways in the coming years."

"His @prageru 5-minute-videos helped me raise my kids conservative. Dennis, heal-up, quickly!" Arizona's Kari Lake wrote.

"Dr. Oz will work closely with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to take on the illness industrial complex, and all the ... diseases left in its wake."