Madeline Fening

Vance's struggles can be traced back to the porch where Bailey casts doubt upon him now, but much has changed about his moral framework since his early days in Middletown. Ebbing and flowing between hatred and admiration for his running mate, for elites, for the poor – taking on religious leanings from tech billionaires and swapping a legal career for capital investments. Freshly 40 years old, Vance's winding journey from self-proclaimed “hillbilly” to vice presidential nominee suggests a man still in search of a purpose and a campaign for which his Ohio Senate colleague believes there's only one ending.

Hamilton County EMA has urged local residents to immediately evacuate the area and seal off their homes.

Hamilton County officials have confirmed the water and air within the area is safe.

Let's get this over with.

We're lucky to live in a city where the likes of Allie X and Violet Chachki can be experienced in a venue with cocktails under $15. I say we collectively decide to pack the house next time Allie X comes to town – as long as I still have room to dance.