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“We have named some of the squirrels, if that helps anyone, although we lost track of which one was which almost immediately,” the spokesperson added. “Still, there's a squirrel somewhere in downtown Ottawa named Fluffernutter. That's a scientific fact.”

“Mr. Carmichael is a disgrace to the overpriced screen-printed black t-shirt that is our uniform,” said an

Pizza Pizza gives man diarrhea diarrhea TORONTO – Local jeweler Jason Jackson has eaten a bad Pizza Pizza pizza , according to cub cuisine columnist Ms. Chris Swiss.

“No ant is what we'd call a genius by any stretch of the imagination,” said entomologist Dr. Lucille Glenn. “But this ant in particular appears to be a

With the race for a new Liberal leader on, Trudeau has already asked the frontrunners if he could crash with them at Rideau Cottage until he works out a better plan.

I was most saddened to learn of Sarah Newton's passing. My condolences to Carter and the entire family.

We take it for granted that platforms like Amazon Prime pump out expensive originals, but its shaky foray into content creation was saved by one strong alt-history show.

When veteran Star Trek writer Ronald D. Moore joined Voyager’s writers’ room in Season 6, he was struck by how directionless it felt. The stressed and detached staff seemed interested only in getting the next episode out the door, with little thought to what it meant for long-term storylines and character development. Serialization wasn’t common in late ‘90s and early ‘00s genre television, but Voyager seemed almost aggressively disinterested in challenging itself, and the result was a competent but soulless product that left the entire franchise feeling like it was on autopilot.

Canadians know far more about America than they do their own country. That has to change.

“Dr. Falcon was kind of a jerk, but in a way that made me think he was really smart,” one patient said. “Plus he rearranged all my ribs for me while he was in there.”