Mitchell Wilks

Having seen rivals Argentina take all the glory in the last few years, Brazil are hitting back hard with a cluster of sensational youth prospects, but few are as primed and ready as the teenager forcing a major European bidding war.

Sir Alex Ferguson wasn't wrong when he said ‘football, bloody hell!' But he certainly didn't expect that phrase to be used against Manchester United all those years on from that historic treble.

The clock is ticking and the 2026 World Cup, set to be hosted in the United States, Mexico and Canada is fast approaching. Thankfully, the USMNT have a crop of young ballers already blossoming on the elite European stage.

The art of defending gets overlooked far too often amid the glitz and glamour of Champions League sh*tpingers, but thankfully Arsenal's samba stopper is championing it for us once again.

If somebody could tell Endrick that he's already pre-agreed a move to Real Madrid and he's probably set for life so that he stops making us all look even more talentless, that would be brilliant. Thanks.

The beautiful game over in Germany goes much further than cool kits, drinking in stands and famed history. One of their most culturally rich derbies has given us a moment football will never forget.

What do the Dudley Boyz, Vodka Red Bulls and Arsenal and the 3pm kick-off slot all have in common? They're lethal combinations, potent enough to end any human life form.

There is no greater feeling than watching a young player at their lethal, fearless best in their final months before the inevitable big move and the suddenly lofty expectations.

When we think of the dream football career, we often fantasise about a lengthy spell with our boyhood side, or perhaps a Galactico move to Spain and a period with weird, long hair. And in doing so, we're doing it completely wrong.

Despite being the butt of the joke for their inability to get the job done, one thing Borussia Dortmund can't be beaten on is their talent factory, which churns out young ballers at an alarming rate.