Molly Capobianco

"He got drunk, went into the bar bathrooms (during business hours), pulled his infected tooth out with a pair of pliers, stole the bartenders' tips, and drove home a bloody, drunken mess. The bathroom was an absolute disaster."

"Just saw the movie Oppenheimer and I couldn't resist drawing some fascinating comparisons...[that] mirrored the roles of Product Manager and Project Manager."

"I tried to make small talk with him until he blurted out, 'Don’t you know my dog?' He was literally riding on the fame of his Chihuahua on Instagram."

"If [she] wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera."

Glad we don't force publicly televised makeovers on goth kids anymore.

If you haven't seen Rita Ora's "YOLO" jacket, you haven't really lived.

"My boyfriend thinks my boobs fill with blood before my period... I tried to explain to him that it's just my milk ducts swelling, but he said until I prove him wrong, he won't change his mind."

"I think so many people are going to regret thinking 30 was old when they're actually 'old' — whatever that means."

Jo (they/them): a 14-year-old high school freshman Michael (he/him) : a 13-year-old 8th grader Emily (she/her): a 35-year-old writer and professor

This Mother's Day, give your mom the gift of knowing just how much of a mom your mother is.