Nicky Smokes

Don't worry—this isn't a political blog. To be honest, I hardly know what global warming is, and I can't say I care too much. After all, we're all going to die eventually, right? But here's what I do know: it doesn't snow in Florida. At least, it didn't used to.

Kevin Sabitus. Getty Images.I can’t believe I’m about to say this. Honestly, even thinking about it makes me feel a little sick, but here it is: I want the Buffalo Bills to beat the Kansas City Chief...

I'm officially done sitting next to my female colleagues. Don't get me wrong—I love having them around. They bring a beautiful balance to the office. However, I am simply not built to endure their conversations.

In a sport often criticized for its flopping and dramatic antics, leave it to an American to flip the script. Diego “Big Balls” Luna didn't just play soccer last night—he made a statement. After breaking his nose, Luna didn't head to the locker room to nurse his injury or dwell on the pain. No, he came back on the pitch and delivered a DIME. That's not just soccer grit—that's hockey-level toughness. And it's that grit that earned him the nickname “Big Balls” from his Gaffer.

It feels like the end of an era for Manchester City. Once the most dominant force in world football, they're now earning a reputation as notorious choke artist. After jumping out to an early 2-0 lead against PSG, it seemed like the footballing juggernauts were back to their unstoppable best. But in a shocking turn of events, they folded like a lawn chair, allowing PSG to score four unanswered goals. The result? Yet another gut-wrenching loss for a team that once seemed invincible.

It's a story as old as time—one that stretches back even to when I was just an idea floating in my dad's balls. I call this story The Buffalo Bills Versus the Big Game. As everyone knows, making it to the Super Bowl is no small feat, let alone winning it. Even returning in consecutive years is a monumental challenge. Achieving a three-peat? Makes you a dynasty. Now, imagine making it to the Super Bowl four years in a row and not winning a single one. What sounds like a nightmare to most fans is a cold, hard reality for Buffalo Bills supporters across the country.

It wasn't too long ago that Tyreek Hill appeared to throw in the towel on the Miami Dolphins after their loss to the New York Jets. At the time, his attitude reminder me of an entitled little bitch. Of course, his change of heart may have something to do with that $30 million-a-year contract—money has a funny way of keeping people loyal. But regardless of his motivations, the fact remains: Tyreek Hill is right about this team.

New Episode of Pitch Picks: I'm not sure I even need to say anything. Even people who haven't played soccer since they were toddlers or only

In America, we love to debate how good we would be at soccer if our “best athletes” played the sport.

I'm sure this blog will go well for me. What are "work hours"? At Barstool, they don't exist—this job is 24/7, 365.