Richard Littlejohn

The North London Naughty Boys have all been flashed doing a few miles over the limit, without even realising it.

Where were you when you got your O-level results? I was at the 1970 Isle of Wight pop festival, my parents untroubled by the fact I set off with little more than a sleeping bag and a few quid in my pocket.

Full disclosure. Waheed Alli once sent me a bunch of ­flowers, the only time I've ever received a floral bouquet from a bloke. Or woman, come to think of it.

Full disclosure. Waheed Alli once sent me a bunch of ­flowers, the only time I've ever received a floral bouquet from a bloke. Or woman, come to think of it.

Smoking wasn't so much encouraged as compulsory for a young trainee journalist, along with a grubby white mac from Burton's, shorthand notebook and Biro.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Thirty years before Oasis released their first album, Ray Davies and Dave Davies of The Kinks were already at each other's throats, but I don't expect there'll be a reunion.

Not content with stripping pensioners of their winter fuel payments, it is now being reported that concessionary rail fares for the over-60s are also about to be cut.

The first TUC conference I attended was in Brighton in 1978. Labour Prime Minister Jim Callaghan enraged union leaders by going back on a pledge to call an election , which he would probably have won.

While Keir Starmer talks about 're-imagining' the NHS, medical researchers have discovered a novel method for reducing recovery times: Send in the clowns.

Where's Oliver Stone when you need him? The director who has made a career out of the Kennedy assassination would have a field day trying to make sense of the latest alleged attempt on Trump's life.