Richard Littlejohn

Today's edition of You Couldn't Make It Up comes from Amersham, Bucks, where a convicted terrorist is suing a pub called the Saracens Head claiming to be 'deeply offended' by its sign.

Freezing This Christmas, by Sir Starmer and the Granny Harmers, is a parody of Mud's Lonely This Christmas and is topping online download charts.

Yes, I know we said I'd be back on New Year's Eve, and I will. But some things won't wait. Keir Starmer must have calculated that Christmas and me taking a week off was a good time to bury bad news.

The worst-kept secret in Westminster was confirmed yesterday when it was officially announced that London's two-bob chancer of a mayor Genghis Khan is getting a knighthood.

The Mail exclusively reported yesterday that a scientist described as Saddam's 'weapons chief' is living and working in Britain.

One day, perhaps the NHS will be the truly 'World Class' health care system of deluded politicians' imagination. But I wouldn't hold your breath.

Donald Trump says he wants to buy Greenland. Elon Musk wants to buy Liverpool FC, according to his dad. But why stop there, chaps? Have I got a deal for you.

Some commentators, me included, have been warning that Labour would take us back to the Seventies. But would going back to the Seventies be such a terrible thing?

At midday on Monday, Washington time, Joe Biden will be put out of his misery. Not a moment too soon, for the free world.

Barely a day passes without yet another news story about robberies being ignored by police for 'lack of evidence'. Translation: they simply can't be bothered.