Richard Littlejohn

Back in the dim and distant, when I was a young industrial correspondent, my old sparring partner Ron Todd, then leader of the TGWU, used to tell a story about what he was up against.

Hello? Over here, Keir. Remember us? The people you claim to represent, the very people who utterly rejected you and your rotten, hopeless government last week?

Hello? Over here, Keir. Remember us? The people you claim to represent, the very people who utterly rejected you and your rotten, hopeless government last week?

She was drunk as a skunk, necking champagne, bouncing off the walls and tearing up the dance floor. No, not Angry Ginge Rayner on another wild Ibiza hen party weekend.

I was reminded of the 2016 European Council meeting in Brussels, the first after the Leave vote, when our 27 EU 'partners' excluded Theresa May from the post-summit dinner.

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! Tins hats on, curtains drawn, stay hydrated, or YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Wee Burney promised Police Scotland her 'full co-operation' with the investigation into her (ex) husband's theft of more than £400,000 from SNP funds.

Extra, extra, read all about it! Andy Burnham is 'wargaming' a snap general election after his 'honeymoon' period on becoming Prime Minister. No he isn't.

Extra, extra, read all about it! Andy Burnham is 'wargaming' a snap general election after his 'honeymoon' period on becoming Prime Minister. No he isn't.

The Prime Minister invited the grieving family of murdered student Henry Nowak to Downing Street yesterday afternoon for a 'private' meeting. If it was that private, why tell us?