Stephen Kruiser

Happy Monday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur will be spending election week enjoying haiku and martinis on the Bilderberg jet. The good news is that we're almost done talking about election polls. I wonder if there is some sort of lay monastic solemn vow I can take to never write about them again after this. The bad news is that, if this electoral roll of the dice goes wrong, the Constitution is going to be fed into a shredder by a cackling commie madwoman who will also probably find a way to start both World War III and World War IV.

Way back olden times — before 2016 — historical trends were of some help when trying to figure out where a presidential election was heading.

Trump Derangement Syndrome Meltdown of the Week: Pre-Election Headlines Cry for Help Edition

Top O' the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur has been asked to preside over a communal bourbon cleanse event.

Top O' the Briefing Happy, happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. What a night.

It took us a while to get results, but we can now project that Donald Trump has once again won Michigan, a state that has only gone for the Republican candidate two other times in the last 36 years.

Top O' the Briefing Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Erganthwa was an unlikely hit at Pottery Night with her lima bean/fennel surprise.

The Morning Briefing: Trump Knocks It Out of the Park With Chief of Staff Pick

There has been a lot of discussion in recent weeks about whether or not Joe Biden sincerely wanted Kamala Harris to be elected president.

Top O' the Briefing Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends Barratrusk preferred an uncomplicated Chenin Blanc to accompany his trademark Slim Jim/Muenster panini at choir luncheons.