Stian Alexander

One gassy Brit of said name said he'd always had 'a wind problem' and said 'it's a part of me' - his flatulence is so chronic, his wife 'barely bats an eyelid' every time he trumpets one out

Researchers polled 2,000 Brits to find out who was planning on spending the most - and least - on festive gifts.

A poll of 2,000 dog owners found this pesky breed were the most likely to craftily grab a sock from the floor or the sock drawer - or even off their owners' feet

Complaints from lags at the 780-capacity HMP Stoke Heath shot up by 12% in the past year with many centred on the food served in the canteen which costs just £3.03 per inmate per day

Dame Sheila Hancock, 91, revealed how Thaw - who played DI Jack Regan - and Waterman who played sidekick DS George Carter - came to blows during a festive treasure hunt

Prison bosses have been slapped on the wrists after serving lags a gross-sounding concoction of water, palm oil, starch, oil and milk solids they've passed off as cheese

'My dad had to grab the sheep and pull it backwards until it finally let go', said one Brit who still is haunted by the sheep that attacked and terrified him as a small boy

Posties are doing more than just the rounds at work, as research reveals that parcel delivering Brits are the most likely workers to mess around while on the clock

It doesn't matter whether you've been naughty or nice, British men have been warned that indulging in festive decadence this Christmas could cause them to go bald

Brits are calling for a recently axed chocolate bar to make a comeback, after launching in 1959 - with one fan saying 'I don’t see why they can’t just keep making even a few of them'