Vernon S. Quatch

Hi. Vern here. You know how all these years I’ve been yapping on and on about all the things that used to be there but aren’t there now? No doubt

Hi. Vern here. Is it spring? Is it winter? Is it February? No, it’s March. At least I got that answer right! Jeepers. I don’t know about you but sometimes

Hi. Vern here. So, if you are reading this, it looks like you found me. I’m still trying to figure out where everything is, but all and all, I’m doing

Hi. Vern here. Fore! Sandbagger! Mulligan! Shankapotamus! No, I'm not swearing, I try to keep my language family friendly for the Vernon County

Hi. Vern here. I don’t know how I got here, but here I am.

Hi. Vern here. Oh fudge! Trust me, we’ll all be saying that pretty soon when the historic Moilien Building on Central Avenue in Coon Valley is finished with its big-time

Hi. Vern here. There's gold in them hills! Well, maybe there was or maybe there is or maybe I'm nuts.

Hi. Vern here. We are the champions, my friend. And we'll keep on fighting, til the end…I could keep going, but for the sake of being considerate

Hi. Vern here. I love ideas. Some are, well … preeetttyy OK, but far-fetched and it’s tough to wrap your head around. Some ideas are darn right stupid. There, I

Hi. Vern here. Yous guys, I have some news. It’s news about “Vern here.” You see, for a few years now, your old friend Vern here has been…well here. But