Wainaina Karanja

The figures lurking in the compound had not been thieves but our own employees in our compound at the wrong time.

I called myself to a small meeting and decided to appreciate Makena for having been a great auntie to the future leaders...

He has been a really shaken man since I threatened to tell his wife about his escapades.

I was steadily on track to the ‘promised land’ of marital nirvana when the devil raised his ugly head.

I have been the most trending topic in the last two weeks, with my social, political and financial ratings rising astronomically.

I would not wish to stoop low as to prove that I am the owner of the two cars. Financial actions speaker louder than words.

On Sunday, Queen saw Omosh dropping Makena at the palace using Concorde. Now, I am paying for their carelessness.

I knew Queen coached the boys to ask for the Sunday outing, and our marital handshake was heavily dependent on how I (re)acted.

Njuguna Ndung'u did some tax acrobatics, increasing the cost of living and forcing me to take radical measures...not to Queen's liking!

She has been aggressively marketing her new business, the 'instant delivery moving pub', on all social media platforms.