Wendell Hussey

A local family's decision to host a New Years Eve Party has seen their household being commandeered by a drove of the dumbest blokes in town.

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Mum has laid down the law this evening, as her meathead sons begin spraying on some cologne and putting on some lairy shirts.

A local man has been divinely reminded by mother nature that it's probably time to put on some sunscreen after seeing his phone is doing that thing where it's disabled because of the extreme heat.

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KEITH T. DENNETT

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unofficial work group chat has lit up like a Big W Christmas tree this evening as a group of Melbournites gossip about a fellow colleague.

| Cadet | CONTACT Brenton Hills has been told to stop carrying on like a pork chop, it can be confirmed.

| Cadet | CONTACT In some news that comes as a shock to few avid readers, The Betoota Advocate has crowned Sydney Sweeney as it's OFFICIAL 2024 Person of the Year.

| Cadet | CONTACT A local man is floating on clouds this afternoon, it can be confirmed.