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Balancing a full-time career while raising children can be an extreme challenge, but one ambitious individual is defying the odds and finding a way to follow her professional dreams while still leaving the option open to start a family: This career woman froze her parents so they’ll still be around to babysit for her when she chooses to have kids.

If you’re still baffled by how Trump’s would-be assassin was able to evade rally security, you’re not alone. However, for better or worse, we may finally have an explanation: A new report suggests Trump’s shooter went undetected because the Secret Service was distracted by two deer that were kissing like humans.

They said it would never happen. They said it could never be done. But against all odds, it’s now a reality: This Facebook page combines lighthearted humor with posts for coffee lovers.

If you’re worried about the state of our country, here’s a startling statistic that will prove your concern is warranted: A new study has revealed that over 80% of Americans have never danced with a star.

Well, this is certainly brutal to watch: Jimmy Carter’s spirit keeps starting to ascend to heaven but then getting frightened back into his body by flocks of honking geese.

If you love science, then get ready to nod quietly to yourself and say, “okie dokie,” because today’s news pretty much makes sense and there’s not much point in making a fuss about it: Scientists have announced that they wish they could give a man a rhino horn, but they’re afraid that the man might get rhino powers.

These days, it’s rare to see companies go the extra mile for the customer experience. That’s why this furniture manufacturer is bound to stand above the fray with an incredible product feature that proves how the little things can go a long way in business: The assembly instructions for this end table includes extra steps explaining how to give yourself a hands-free orgasm to celebrate a job well done.

Well, here’s an unfortunate story that’s bad news for pretty much everyone involved: The friend you and your friends always talked about needing to get his shit together got his shit together way too much and now he’s healthier and making more money than any of you.

Get ready for the most inspiring read you’ll come across today, about a small but revolutionary act by an otherwise average citizen: The customer ahead of you at this coffee shop didn’t leave a tip.

If you’re looking for a perfect illustration of the moral blindness of our society, just take a stroll through Manhattan’s Central Park, where you’ll encounter one of the most disgraceful things you’ll ever see in your life: This bench in Central Park is dedicated to the memory of Darth Vader.