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My friend Siri tells me that déjà vu, that nagging feeling that you’re in a time loop, means literally (in French) “already seen.” If so, movie goers are seeing a lot of déjà vu lately.
As everyone knows, we signed the Declaration of Independence on the Fourth of July, 1776. Except we didn’t.
As a professional Unpaid Humor Columnist, I recommend comedy as the cure, whatever kind of harmless humor you enjoy. Here are jokes of various lengths and topics. I hope at least one of them will brighten your day. I have no claim of authorship on them.
It’s Fall now, that time of year when the leaves go technicolor, then a drab shade of brown. It’s when we start depending on alarm clocks rather than roosters to tell us when to wake up.
Louie Castoria wakes up to the election ahead.
[Last week’s QuipTide was loosely based on Washington Irving’s “Rip Van Winkle.” This week we do a similar injustice to Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” with more or less the same plot and some original text, but advanced to this year and reset in a high school. Caution: it’s mildly spooky.]
Our American language is crammed full of Easter eggs. No, not the kind the bunny brings, the sort clever filmmakers stuff into their movies.
The hardest part of being an Unpaid Humor Columnist is trying to be funny. Some weeks you’ve got to push like you’re in childbirth to squeeze out something humorous.
I’m not sure why we Dads tell lame jokes. It may be genetic, but is certainly pathetic. Yet they persist.
Columnist Louie Castoria gets into the Christmas spirit.
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