Roland White

In last night's episode, she discovered that her maternal grandmother Joan was exactly the same in her early teens.

ROLAND WHITE: This was supposedly the idea behind Paddy And Chris: Road Tripping, which sent Paddy McGuinness and Chris Harris to Sweden .

'Is it a bad time to say I really like you?' said lovelorn Steff to his school-friend Kelly.

You might feel Alan is somewhat overexposed on television, but he turned out to be the perfect pupil. He really, really can't cook and lives on takeaways.

You know, the bit about gentlemen a-bed in England feeling pretty small about themselves as the returning warriors tell tales from the battlefield.

You know, the bit about gentlemen a-bed in England feeling pretty small about themselves as the returning warriors tell tales from the battlefield.

ROLAND WHITE: There were two women, one black and one white, when a detective sergeant came down to collect his new boss. He introduced himself to the white visitor. Oh dear, rookie error.

There's nothing more reassuring than the sight of Sir David Attenborough striding into shot for a new series - an hour of the best that television has to offer. Asia is split into seven programmes.

As the Prince of Wales glumly stated this week, fun can be in short supply in your 40s – but the parenting slog doesn’t last forever

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