Tom Carpenter

This week's column from Tom Carpenter.

This week's column from Tom Carpenter.

Does fashion matter? Always — though not quite as much after death.—Joan Rivers

While I can’t back up the following statement with hard data, I would bet my favorite shotgun on this as truth: More than 80% of the roosters ever shot in North America have been bagged by folks wearing blue jeans, tennis shoes or work boots, flannel shirt or sweatshirt, and ball cap, while toting a shotgun that didn’t bust the bank account.

It was last winter that the brass monkey in my front yard for over 20 years finally succumbed to the elements.

This week's column from Tom Carpenter.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet.—Rita Rudner

This week's column from Tom Carpenter.

39 U.S. Code § 101—Postal Policy (a) The United States Postal Service shall be operated as a basic and fundamental service provided to the

Happiness is the quiet lull between problems.—Paul Reiser Happiness is a mystery like religion and should never be rationalized.—G. K. Chesterton