By: Bryan Kim, Will Hartman, Sonal Shah, Molly Fitzpatrick
Halfway through 2026, our main food staple has become layer cake in a cup with sprinkles for nutrients. If, due to rationing, you’re unable to secure a supply of Dot Cakes, you should be able to find food at a ThisBowl or 7th Street Burger near you. We can no longer guarantee the availability of other options. More observations on the state of NYC below.



